Some Mid-Week Humor!

I have long been a fan of the pun and have garnered more than my share of groans.  But, sometimes, it just has to be done.  Here are a few new ones that I just discovered.  I will beg for forgiveness right now.  Enjoy!

  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
  • If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
  • I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but it wouldn’t matter, none of them work.
  • Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
  • I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seat belt, then it just clicked.
  • To the guy who invented zero: thanks for nothing.
  • Why does Peter Pan always fly?  Because he Neverlands.
  • Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?  Lucky for him it was a soft drink.
  • What do you do with a sick chemist?  If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you barium.
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