Sick Furniture!

Here’s the next installment of manners and etiquette (courtesy of the Goops).

Sick Furniture
Sitting on the table,
Standing on the chairs,
That’s the way the legs are broken
And the cushion tears!
How’d you like to pay the bill
For varnish and repairs?

Source: More Goops and How Not to Be Them: a Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants Depicting the Characteristics of Many Naughty and Thoughtless Children by Gelett Burgess.

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