The Goop Picnic!

Here’s the next installment of manners and etiquette (courtesy of the Goops).

The Goop Picnic
They came to the best sort of place for a rest,
On teh grass, with the trees overhead,
They sat down in a bunch and they opened their lunch,
And they had a be-autiful spread!

And when they were done, and they’d had all their fun,
They proved they were Goops, or were blind;
For they picked up their wraps and they left all their scraps
For the next picnic party to find!

Source: More Goops and How Not to Be Them: a Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants Depicting the Characteristics of Many Naughty and Thoughtless Children by Gelett Burgess.

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