Some Police Humor!

Here is a sampling of some pretty funny jokes (check out some more at http://www.angelfire.com/pa2/scanner/jokes/police/cops.html).

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go.”
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, “My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!”

What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest!

How many cops does it take to throw a man down a flight of stairs???
None. He tripped.

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