Archive for the ‘Quotations’ Category

Happy Father’s Day 2018!

June 17, 2018

Happy Father’s Day, Dad!

“The greatest gift I ever had, came from God; I call him Dad!”  Unknown

“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.” (Jim Valvano)

“A father is someone you look up to, no matter how tall you grow.”  Unknown

“My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.”  (Clarence Budington Kelland)

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Virtue!

May 31, 2018

Virtue_largeHere is the next demotivator for your viewing pleasure . . . and speaking of virtue, it reminds me of a quotation that my father was fond of repeating: “Patience is a virtue, possess it if you can, seldom found in woman, never found in man.”  Attributed to Father Jonathan Morris, a Roman Catholic priest (born in Ohio, as was my father, but now living in New York).

Memorial Day, 2018!

May 28, 2018

Today we honor those who died while serving in our country’s armed forces.  What better honor than through the words of others . . . here  are some notable quotations from over the years:

  • “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.”  — Nathan Hale, American patriot
  • “The beginning of the end of war lies in remembrance.” – Herman Wouk
  • “It is foolish and wrong to mourn them who died.  Rather we should thank God that such men lived.”  — General George S. Patton
  • “That we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom; and that government, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” — Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address, 1863
  • “The 30th of May, 1868, is designated for the purpose of strewing with flowers, or otherwise decorating the graves of comrades who died in defense of their country during the late rebellion, and whose bodies now lie in almost every city, village, and hamlet churchyard in the land….” — General John A. Logan
  • “Let no vandalism of avarice or neglect, no ravages of time testify to the present or to the coming generations that we have forgotten as a people the cost of a free and undivided republic.” — General Logan, 1868
  • “Let us in this solemn presence renew our pledges to aid and assist those whom they have left among us a sacred charge upon a nation’s gratitude, the soldier’s and sailor’s widow and orphan.” — General Logan, 1868
  • “This Memorial Day, on which we decorate their graves with the tokens of love and affection, is no idle ceremony with us, to pass away an hour; but it brings back to our minds in all their vividness the fearful conflicts of that terrible war in which they fell as victims…. Let us, then, all unite in the solemn feelings of the hour, and tender with our flowers the warmest sympathies of our souls! Let us revive our patriotism and love of country by this act, and strengthen our loyalty by the example of the noble dead around us….”  — General Logan, May 30, 1870
  • “All of us hope and pray that the time will come when we no longer need to dedicate memorials to men who died in battle–that we will dedicate memorials to those who live in peace–to all nations and all men.” — Senator Frank G. Moss, USS Utah Memorial ground breaking, December 7, 1971
  • “The United States and the freedom for which it stands, the freedom for which they died, must endure and prosper. Their lives remind us that freedom is not bought cheaply. It has a cost; it imposes a burden.” — Ronald Reagan, Memorial Day speech, 1982
  • “To preserve the peace, we must never forget the sacrifices that have paved the way to peace.” — Bill Clinton, Memorial Day Address, 2000
  • “They defended our nation, they liberated the oppressed, they served the cause of peace. And all Americans who have known the loss and sadness of war, whether recently or long ago, can know this: The person they love and miss is honored and remembered by the United States of America.” — George W. Bush, Memorial Day Address, 2004

A Well-Developed Conscience!

April 8, 2018

Having a conscience, the ability to judge the rightness or the wrongness of your behavior,  is something that develops over the course of time (as we mature).  It is usually taught to us by our parents about the behaviors that must be demonstrated to effectively operate within society.  Okay, that’s all well and good . . . but here are some additional “definitions” courtesy of The Cynic’s Dictionary.  Enjoy!

“What your mother told you before you were six years old.”  (Brock Chisolm)

“An anticipation of the opinions of others.”  (Henry Taylor)

“Ought-to suggestion.”  (H.L. Mencken)

“The thing that hurts when everything else feels good.”  (Hebert Prochnow)

“What makes cowards of us all.”  (William Shakespeare)

“What makes egotists of us all.”  (Oscar Wilde)

“The inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking.”  (H.L. Mencken)

“Something that doesn’t only make cowards of us all, but dyspeptics too.”  (Helen Simpson)

“What makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”  (Franklin P. Jones)

Source: The Cynic’s Dictionary by Aubrey Dillon-Malone, p. 59-60.

Marriage and Loneliness!

March 24, 2018

I have been single my entire life (and I’m perfectly okay with this) and have dealt with the issue of loneliness from time to time.  And, while many people get married to “escape the pain of being single,” they invariable discover that marriage could be even more painful than solitude.  I found a few quotations about this in the book Oxymoronica.  Apparently some people have figured this out.

“If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry.”  (Anton Chekhov)

“Marriage is lonelier than solitude.”  (Adrienne Rich)

“The surest way to be alone is to get married”  (Gloria Steinem)

“Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.”  (Helen Rowland)

So what is the better choice?  Get married?  Or remain single?  Here are some more quotations . . .  enjoy!

“One was never married, and that’s his hell; another is and that’s his plague.”  (Robert Burton)

“Matrimony and bachelorhood are both of them at once equally wise and equally foolish.”  (Samuel Butler)

“It doesn’t matter whether you decide to marry or stay single; either way you’ll be sorry.”  (Socrates)

Source: Oxymoronica by Dr. Mardy Grothe

Fun Fact Friday, Number Sixty-Seven!

March 16, 2018

The category for today’s trivial imponderable is “quotations.”  Do you know who originally said “Anyone who hates children and dogs can’t be all bad?”

Contrary to popular belief, it was NOT W.C. Fields, but rather, the teacher, scholar and humorist, Leo Roston, who delivered this line at a tribute dinner to honor W.C. Fields.

Source: Sorry, Wrong Answer: Trivia Questions That Even Know-It-Alls Get Wrong, by Dr. Rod L. Evans.

The Brain . . . !

March 8, 2018

. . . is definitely the most important organ in the body. It controls and coordinates everything.   But let’s take a look at some unconventional (and more humorous) definitions of the “brain,” shall we?

“Something that starts working the moment you’re born and doesn’t stop until you stand up to speak in public.”  (George Jessel)

“An apparatus with which we think we think.”  (Ambrose Bierce)

“An organ the starts working the moment you wake up, and doesn’t stop until you get to the office.”  (Robert Frost)

“An appendage of the genital glands.”  (Alexander King)

Source: The Cynics Dictionary, by Aubrey Dillon-Malone, p. 31-32.

“You May Fire When You Are Ready, Gridley . . . !”

March 3, 2018
GeoDeweyThese are the words spoken by Commodore George Dewey on May 1st of 1898, in the Battle of Manila Bay (in the Philippines) during the Spanish-American War to Captain Charles Vernon Gridley.  But were you aware that it wasn’t until March 3, 1899, that George Dewey became the very first person in the United States to hold the distinguishing rank of “Admiral of the Navy.”
“You may fire when you are ready, Gridley.”  ―George Dewey
Source/Notes:  To Charles Vernon Gridley – the captain of his ship – on 1 May 1898 – As quoted in: Washington Post, 3 October 1899.
Photo source:  By Admiral George Dewey, scanned from photogravure from 1899 book in Infrogmation own collection, and uploaded by Infrogmation to en:Wikipedia on 13 November 2002. [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.

The Art of Advertising!

February 8, 2018

I am certainly no expert when it comes to such things as advertising, but in today’s day and age with the amount of information available coupled with the speed with which it can be shared, the importance of good advertising cannot be over-emphasized.  However, on a lighter note, here are some noteworthy quotations on the topic of advertising (courtesy of The Cynic’s Dictionary, by Aubrey Dillon-Malone).  Enjoy!

Advertising is . . . .

“Legalized lying.”  (H.G. Wells)

“The greatest art form of the 20th century.”  (Marshall McLuhan)

“The most truthful part of a newspaper.”  (Thomas Jefferson)

“The cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if they’re worthless.”  (Sinclair Lewis)

“The rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.”  (George Orwell)

“The most fun you can have with your clothes on.”  (Jerry Della Femina)

The art of making whole lies out of half-truths.”  (Edgar A. Shoaff)

 

Source: The Cynic’s Dictionary by Aubrey Dillon-Malone, p. 7.

Coffee . . . !

January 7, 2018

Happy Sunday!  I have not always been a coffee drinker.  However, when I was required to work the midnight shift (over the course of several years) I developed a liking for this caffeinated beverage out of necessity.  It was a way to get the needed caffeine without getting all of the sugar that came along with the highly caffeinated sodas (I certainly wasn’t going to drink a diet soda).  And during the winter, when it is cold anyway, coffee just seems to be the natural choice.  Here are some of my favorite quotations about coffee.  Enjoy!

“Coffee . . . the favorite drink of the civilized world.”  (Thomas Jefferson)

“I love going to coffee shops and just sitting and listening.”  (Julia Roberts)

“My problem is I’m an addictive personality.  I can’t just have one coffee .  I can’t eat one piece of chocolate.”  (Guy Pearce) — Amen, I say!

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”  (Anne Morrow Lindbergh)