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Daffynitions?

Happy Monday one and all!  Did you know that April is International Daffynitions Month?  What is a “daffynition?”  It is a funny definition.  Can you come up with some?  Here are a couple of examples:

RESEARCH: What I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.  (Wernher von Braun)

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.  (Sister Helen Prejean)

(Source: The Cynic’s Dictionary by Aubrey Dillon-Malone)

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2 Responses to “Daffynitions?”

  1. davis Says:
    April 5, 2010 at 6:42 am

    Diet — dying each day in a small way

  2. Slamdunk Says:
    April 5, 2010 at 7:11 am

    Funny. I’ll have to think on that one.

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