Archive for the ‘Librarian’ Category

The Life of a Librarian!

April 10, 2022

I ran across an interesting article that provided the pros and cons of being a librarian. As I read through the lists, there were some that I agreed with, and some that I did not (at least not based upon my current position). So, here are the pros and cons with my perspective tacked (“?” = this has not been my experience).

Pros:

  • Librarians can make decent money
  • You can work indoors
  • Working as a librarian is not that stressful
  • You have lots of freedom during your workday
  • You can help many different clients
  • Librarians don’t have to work many extra hours (?)
  • You will come home early quite often (?)
  • Librarians don’t have to work on weekends (?)
  • Librarians have a pretty good work-life balance
  • You don’t have to work in a physical manner (?)
  • You can expand your knowledge in many different fields
  • Decent job security right now
  • You will have lots of energy to do things apart from work

Cons:

  • You need a college degree for becoming a librarian
  • Student loan debt can become an issue (?)
  • Librarians don’t get rich
  • You may get bored with your job in the long run (?)
  • Rather low social status of librarians
  • People may make fun of you (?)
  • Many librarians may become obsolete in the future (?)
  • Librarians don’t provide that much value to society (?)
  • Teleworking will not be possible for most of the time
  • Limited promotion opportunities for librarians
  • You don’t create real products
  • Lack of creativity at work can be frustrating (?)
  • Employability greatly depends on the region you live in

More Library Humor!

January 30, 2021

Here are some more jokes centered in and around libraries. Enjoy!

  • The librarian gave the scientist a book about Helium and the scientist just couldn’t put it down.
  • What do you get when you cross and librarian and a lawyer? All the information in the world, but you can’t understand a word of it.
  • “One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.” (Rodney Dangerfield)
  • Did you hear about the award winning librarian? Apparently she had a storied career.
  • What did the librarian say to Chris Tucker? Sit down and zip it! This is Hush Hour.
  • What section of the library can you get bitten by a snake? The hisssssssstory section.
  • Have you seen the Bruce Willis movie where an entire library gets destroyed? It’s called “Die Hardcover.”

Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/librarianjokes.html

Necktie of the Month – January 2021!

January 2, 2021

Here is a novelty necktie (and work-related to boot) that I acquired as a gift last year. Despite the novelty, this particular tie has limited wear-ability — I will most probably only pair this tie with my black or white shirts and my black suits. The pattern: a library “date due” card that was used when you checked out a book so that you knew when the book needed to be returned. Even with the advent of computers and electronic checkouts, our library continued to use these cards up until this last year. Automation has finally rendered them mostly obsolete (you may still find them in some smaller libraries that do not have large budgets). Email or text notifications are now the standard.

For a complete history of library cards, check out the LibGuide produced by the American Library Association. An excerpt includes: “According to Helen Thornton Geer, in her book, Charging Systems (Chicago: ALA, 1955), in about 1900, (though Kirkwood cites 1896), John Cotton Dana, then director of the Newark (N.J.) Public Library, devised a system using a borrower’s card and a book card. These early borrower’s cards were not the simple identification cards of today, but rather a card with space to enter the date borrowed, date due, and date returned for each book circulated. As such they did fill up and the “Detroit system” of an identity card was developed by Ralph Ulveling in 1929.”

Movers & Shakers 2020!

May 26, 2020

Since its inaugural year in 2002, Library Journal has been putting together an annual list of people who will be shaping the future of libraries – the “Movers & Shakers.”  While several hundred get nominated each year, only a handful are awarded this honor (I was humbled and honored to have been named a Mover & Shaker back in 2005).

Here are this year’s selections.  Congratulations one and all!

Change Agents
Dorothy Berry
Leslie Cartier
Janet Damon
Fobazi Ettarh
Alex Gil
Haley K. Holmes
Rebecca Millerjohn
Samuel J. Northern

Innovators
Jarred Amato
Ron Block
Christy James
kYmberly Keeton
Brian L. Mortimore
J. Caroline Smith

Digital Developers
Rosalyn P. Dean
Michael Hibben
Maisam Nouh
Thomas Padilla
Emily Sherwood
Tim Smith
Nicholas Weber

Educators
Will Cross
Nate Gass
Kristin Grabarek
Tom Jorgenson
Maggie Murphy
Maria Fernanda Pardo
Haley Samuelson
Julia Torres

Advocates
Matthew Bollerman
Tamara Cox
Shauna Edson
Nancy Liliana Godoy
Aileen Luppert
JJ Pionke
Jessica Ralli

Community Builders
Anna Avalos
Lina Bertinelli
Glenna Godinsky
Madeline Jarvis
Stephanie Katz
Kathy Kosinski
Edward Kristan
Leslie Mason
Tess Wilson
Pang Yang

Two Chickens!

January 21, 2020

One day at the library, the librarian was lonely . . . there was no one to help.
Then two chickens came through door screeching “bouk, bouk.”

The librarian quickly got up and gave them each five books.
The two chickens left satisfied

Just a few minutes later, the same two chickens came through the door with no books screeching “bouk, bouk.”
The librarian once again jumps up and gives each chicken 15 books this time.
The chickens leave satisfied once again.

Then, for the third time, the chickens return screeching “bouk, bouk.”  But this time, the librarian is suspicious  and only gives each chicken one book because they have still not returned the other books.

As the chickens leave the library, the librarian slowly follows behind to see where all of the books have been going.

The chickens come to a stop and start throwing the books into a pond where some frogs grab the books and throw them behind their backs croaking “red-it, red-it.”

Source: unknown

Some Library Humor!

August 19, 2019

No one is exempt from jokes . . . here are some jokes regarding libraries and librarians.

A guy calls the librarian and says “When does the Library open?” And the librarian says “At nine o’clock, and why are you calling me at midnight to get in?” The guy says “I don’t want to get in, I want to get out.”

And how about a few one-liners?

Why did the student throw a book at the Librarian?
He wanted to Face-Book her.

What is the tallest building in the world?
The library, because it has the most stories.

What do you call a South American librarian who is always in a hurry?
Urgent Tina.

Whose the biggest liar in school?
The lie-brarian.

What do Turkish librarians eat for lunch?
Shhhhh Kebabs.

Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/librarianjokes.html

Movers & Shakers 2018!

March 25, 2018

Congratulations to this year’s class of Library Journal Movers & Shakers!  Here is the “cohort of about fifty top changemakers who are transforming what it means to be a librarian.”  These winners fall within several categories: advocates, change agents, community builders, digital developers, educators, and innovators.

Advocates
Laurie Allen
Susan Barnum
Robin Bradford
April M. Hathcock
Roberta Koscielski
Chera Kowalski
Lisa Lindsey
Rebecca McCorkindale
Eva B. Raison
Rachael Rivera
Julie Syler

Change Agents
Heather Acerro
Andrea Blackman
Megan Godbey
Margo Gustina
Dayna Hart
Elizabeth Negrete Gaylor
Jeanne Marie Ryan
Kristen Simensen

Community Builders
Jennifer A. Ferretti
Emma Hernandez
Erin Hoopes
Jason Johnson
David Lopez
Allie Stevens
Kristen Treviño
Angel Jewel Tucker

Digital Developers
Twila Camp
Ellen Druda
Jay Moschella
Trevor Owens
Sandy Pon
Nathaniel Rasmussen
Kristina Spurgin
Rebecca Stavik

Educators
Annie Downey
Fran Glick
Kristina A. Holzweiss
Joe Márquez
Karen Parry
Jenny Ryan
Liesl Toates
Tracy Wong

Innovators
Tom Bober
Jerica Copeny
Trina Evans
Marian Fragola
Kiara Garrett
Amy Mikel
Shannon O’Neill

Congratulations one and all!

Poking Fun at the Library!

September 28, 2017

Here are some “groaners” on libraries, librarians, and books.  Enjoy!

What is the tallest building in the world?
The library, because it has the most stories.

What do you call a South American librarian who is always in a hurry?
Urgent Tina.

What do you call a teacher who never farts in the library?
A private tutor.

What do you call a book that’s about the brain?
A mind reader.

Why did the librarian win a Lifetime Achievement Award?
She had a storied career.

What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles. Because there is a mile between each s.

What section of the library can you get biten by a snake?
Hissssssstory.

What has a spine but, no bones?
A book

What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
Find space for a book.

What happened to the ____________ National Library?
Someone stole the book.

 

What did the surfer say to the librarian?
Is my book over dude?

Why did the student throw a book at the Librarian?
He wanted to Face-Book her.

What do Turkish librarians eat for lunch?
Shhhh Kebabs.

What did the frog say when he landed on a book?
Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!

 

Did you hear about the power outage at the _______________ University library?
Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

What do you get when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?
All the information in the world, but you can’t understand a word of it.

Did you hear about the _____________ University Library fire that burned 20 books?
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.

I got hit in the head by a falling book once, I mean, I only have my shelf to blame.

The librarian gave the scientist a book about Helium and he just couldn’t put it down.

You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!

Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/librarianjokes.html

A Librarian’s Alphabet!

September 14, 2017

As I was aimlessly surfing the internet the other day, I stumbled upon this humorous take on the alphabet through the eyes of a librarian.

It starts . . . “A is for Access, a large part of our creed” . . . and continues through “Z is for
Libraries. (In LC classification!)”

Here’s the entire alphabet.  Enjoy!

LibraryHumor.com by Denise Plourde is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 United States License.

 

The Borrower!

March 26, 2017

Happy Sunday!  As we begin the wrap-up th weekend, how about a bit of library humor?  Enjoy!

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!”

“Yes, Ma’am?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible.”

Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked, “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever,” said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book.”