Here is the eleventh installment of advice on How to be Happy Though Married. Enjoy!
The Pleasures of Marriage
“Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they can not be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.” (Sydney Smith, English Clergyman, 1771-1845)
The Pains of Marriage
“My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.” (Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)
Hints for Husbands
“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way And second, let her have it.” (Lyndom B. Johnson, 1908-1973)
Hints for Wives
“Instead of running, night after night, to the haunts of fashionable folly and thus laying the foundation for consumption and a host of fatal diseases, she will retire early, rise with the lark, and find her pleasures in the face of day.” (A Discourse of Marriage and Wiving, 1615)
The Marital Bed
“Legend speaks of the face that launched a thousand ships; maybe the one you select wouldn’t even launch a canoe, but don’t let that bother you.” (Looking Toward Marriage, 1944)
Source: How to Be Happy Though Married: Matrimonial Strife Through the Ages, compiled by Emily Brand.